“Rumors” Presented by OpenStage Theatre

By Neil Simon
Directed by Judith Allen
Playing March 28 – April 25, 2020

“… has nothing on its mind except making the audience laugh.” -The New York Times

A lawyer, an accountant, a psychiatrist and a senator walk into the Deputy mayor’s home for an anniversary party only to discover the host and hostess are missing. With pots exploding, backs spasming, doors slamming, guns going off and marriages falling apart, it’s not a joke … it’s a farce! In one of the legendary Neil Simon’s most celebrated comedies, confusion and laughter swirl as fast as the cocktails. In the end, all the guests are complicit in a cover-up that no one even understands, but the fantastical events of the evening are hilarious and result in characters doing what Neil Simon does best making the mundane insane!

Playing at Lincoln Center Magnolia Theatre – 417 West Magnolia Street